A Chicago High School played Justin Bieber’s “Baby” between classes and students had to pay to stop it - They earned $1,000 in 3 days.
When your teacher says “Ok pick a partner” and you give your friend the sexiest pedophile look ever.
- Me: why you gotta be hot like that?
- My friend: mmm, bom.com
what’s the difference between ham and bacon?
Francisco Lachowski had a baby? WHAT IS LIFE?
- Attractive person: hey
- me: who paid you
I’m 500% done with today and about 37% done with tomorrow already.