A Chicago High School played Justin Bieber’s “Baby” between classes and students had to pay to stop it - They earned $1,000 in 3 days.
When your teacher says “Ok pick a partner” and you give your friend the sexiest pedophile look ever.
what’s the difference between ham and bacon?
Francisco Lachowski had a baby? WHAT IS LIFE?
- Attractive person: hey
- me: who paid you
I’m 500% done with today and about 37% done with tomorrow already.
You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful and then you actually talk to them and five minutes later they’re as dull as a brick? Then there’s other people, when you meet them you think, “Not bad. They’re okay.” And then you get to know them and… and their face just sort of becomes them. Like their personality’s written all over it. And they just turn into something so beautiful.
